My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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