she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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