I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I have surprise drugs for everyone
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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