: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
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