If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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