no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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