He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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