Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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