Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I'm really busy with my period
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