16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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