i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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