You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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