I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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