i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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