Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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