grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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