ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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