do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize