Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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