I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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