I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Randomize