At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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