lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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