I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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