the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
