The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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