he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
