I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Randomize
