JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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