Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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