I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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