My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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