You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
i believe in u and ur pee
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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