I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Randomize
