at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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