Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Porn is love you can see.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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