WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
