im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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