you guys were way drunker than both of me
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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