yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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