Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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