we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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