love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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