Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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