Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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