At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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