OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
You were trust falling into bushes
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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