white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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