using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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