I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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