i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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