no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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