"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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