Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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