Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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