i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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