In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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