Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
